Anyone like morning nookie ?

Arguing most in favour of morning sex is – you’ve guessed it Men

Men’s reasons range from waking with dragon breath means no one wants to chat
and for the same reason there is no need to kiss with all that touch feely stuff like regular sex
There’s no responsibility for performance. You started . Now you just have to finish
You don’t have to stay embracing your partner as you have to hurry to work
Its exploitation of resources as you can take care of your morning erection in a natural way hence
you start the day cool calm and collected
Morning sex works well with morning grumbling as its a communication method more tolerable than the spoken word

Consider this . You’ve been apart for 6-8 hours completely unaware of the other person lying beside you. Couple this with his testosterone levels at their peak (testosterone peaks in early morning hours between 6-11am . Its no wonder that according to men initiating morning sex a no brainer
To all you women out there we have to realise that sex in the morning is a guys version of coffee and a newspaper.

Women on the other hand are less enthusiastic and one woman was overheard saying “ morning sex happens because when it begins I’m asleep and it continues because its unpleasant to disappoint this horny dick beside me .Its too bright – daylight is not as flattering as complete darkness .My hair is dishevelled and I have pillow creases on my face -So how come he’s telling me I look beautiful?

Women also make the point about halitosis being restrictive however unlike men it means the option of only one position for them i.e.The Spoon (women will always find an excuse to chat)
They also comment that you cant groan in a sexy way nor can you yawn normally in the morning and that a morning shag is unnatural as things are supposed to leave the body not enter into it .

Having said all this women admit that the morning erection is a wonderful erection and say that they are usually thinner in the early hours which helps with their self esteem,
Therefore If your day started with you getting laid .It basically ensures that no matter how bad your day went it was still good. Think about it .

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